Fun Facts

• I'm distantly related to Percy Bysshe Shelley by blood on my mom's side, and Lord (George Gordon) Byron on my dad's side. Basically, I'm genetically goth and pretentious.
• I'm 4'11".
• I have a Class M license, but because of my height it's hard to ride even the lowest bikes without 6" platforms.
• I collect teeth. I just think they're neat.
• I'm allergic to the sun. (As in a literal, medically diagnosed allergy. I used to be called "the vampire" in high school. People's attempt at shade - and I don't mean the kind I sought refuge in. Genetically goth, exhibit B.)
• I have strabismus caused by amblyopia, AKA a "lazy eye" that turns inward. I'm legally blind in it, and I don't have depth perception.
• I got a thick southern accent, y'all.
• I'm legally a bastard.
• I have aphantasia, which means I don't have a "mind's eye," and can't mentally visualize things.
• The longest I've gone without sleep was 76 hours. I had to be hospitalized. I may or may not have made some posts on r/Ambien.
• My favorite ice cream flavor is coffee.
• My mp3 player is always named Devin. I'm on Devin VII.